What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:03
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Then came..
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.